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11 July 2008 @ 03:19 pm
Bad news guys, your tin foil helmet isn't working like you think...  
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

Abstract:

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.





Then again... maybe they're just trying to trick you into taking them off...?
 
 
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Jen-Jenambereyedangel on July 11th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities

What do you think I'm doing up there on that hill behind the barbed wire and the armed gards. Yup, spreading rumours about tin foil helmets!
vermilionangelvermilionangel on July 11th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
What's a gard? ;p

I bet it's some sort of spying ray!! *shakes fist*